The owner of my apt complex here in Escazu and I are friends, so for some savings on rent, I enjoy my hobby of landscaping and tending the grounds, a nice gated complex in Escazu.
He's getting older and doesn't want to bother with it anymore, and I enjoy it, so it works out well.
We have wealthy Ticos holding down executive jobs or attending the nearby med school, besides me and the owner and his Tica wife, a couple other mongers and an older retired husband and wife from the USA who decided to relocate to Costa Rica.
I've made vast improvements to the grounds, planting, trimming, and the owner and his wife and all the Ticos and mongers thanked me and complimented my work.
Now who would be the one problem Ch*ld who would give me crap about it?
You guessed it, the USA old beyatch wife.
I was watering some new planted plants and bushes I just planted when they exited their apartment to go somewhere.
I know the husband, so I started chatting with him and explained even though it's Costa Rica rainy season, the new transplants and the bushes, etc., under the roof overhangs don't get much water, so I water them.
The old bitter thin lipped scowling hag-termagant just stood there, hunched over, backpack on her back, not even looking at me, staring straight forward, her angry bitter man hating nature emitting from her, she angrily stated "And YES, it decreases our water pressure!!!"
The poor husband was flabbergasted, he stumbled about, commenting that since they're leaving, he's sure the pressure will be fine when they return.
Those of you who know me know I relish a good fight...and I do admit to racism and sexism...I can't stand old North American crabby judgemental meddlesome white women, lol...
I replied "Apparently you're unaware of the fact that the owner uses well water for the hose and has city water backed up by a tank on the roof for us, I could run this hose 24 hours a day and it won't affect your water pressure, so sorry, madam... you're mistaken...!"
She just stomped off, the poor victim she has undoubtedly sapped all or at least most of his testosterone she calls her husband in tow, she keeps him on a tight leash.
I feel for the poor bastard, down here in Costa Rica, probably seeing gorgeous Latinas every day and dreaming of them, and this old skank hits the hay with him every night...what a ghoulish ironic nightmare...
If she ever has to go back to the states for a few days and he stays here, I'm grabbing him by the collar and dragging him to Monica's, Oasis, Relax, SL, HLH, HDR...somewhere where I can get the poor bastard a piece of decent ass, lol...