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For those who don't know, this is a follow-up on a previous topic Ending It with My Novia. After 11 months of misery, I finally told the bitch to go pound salt. What the hell was I thinking????

After a week of freedom, I finally got the balls to ask a girl out in my neighborhood. She works in a large commercial business located in Escazu. I've had a crush on her for a year, or so. She is beautiful, educated, higher class and as SWEET as can be. Pura tica. She actually made me chase her a little, before she finally gave in and said YES. We've been dating for about 2 weeks and last night she FINALLY let me in her pants. OH MY GAAAWWWWDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!! It was worth the wait. Its still early and I may potentially be kissing a frog. But, so far, she is like a breath of fresh air. She has never once asked for money. She has showed me character, patience, maturity, beauty and intelligence.

My lesson on the story is that nothing comes easy. We gringos come to CR seeking a quick fix. A hot chica that pleases us visually, with zero class or credentials. I have been flirting with this tica for almost a year now. She held-out on sex for a about 10 days and 6 dates. I can't tell you how many gringas I have banged immediately. I don't know where this will end-up. But, so far, the stars seem to be aligned correctly.

If you guys meet a chica in CR, who is not a prostitute, and you bang her on the first night, think again. My ex-novia, who I banged on the first date, was nothing but a pain in the ass, and constant vacuum for dollars.

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Congrats.
Pace yourself and savor the time with her.

Wit

Good for you brother.

Remember, eventually she is going to test you. Stay strong.

If she has any hot friends give me a call ......

Great to hear this kind of story Chi!

If she has any hot friends, let some of us know!

does this mean you aren't going to meet Florida and I for an early Happy Hour at the DR on Nov 2 at 11 a.m

yeah for QBF she should call at least 5-6 friends just a start

But is she better than a cool dog???

Comin' in on the 19th bro - let me know if you want to head out to Jaco for the weekend....staying at the Copa...back in SJ on the 22nd.

GR

P.S. - but you have to promise me you'll leave "Chief Wet Blanket" behind this time...

Chi,

Sounds good so far, but don't forget my checklist! Wherever the Hell I posted it...

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So far, the cool dog and the novia are a tie for first place. Not sure If I can make it to the playa. I've got a furry anchor a-fixed in SJ. Give me a buzz prior to arrival in SJ and maybe I can ask the two for a hall pass.

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Now if you can get your dog to lick your balls while you're phuking the new novia, you'll be set...

In time my man... just apply some peanut butter and sit back and pray.... the puppy teeth scare me. That could be an episode on Fear Factor.

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Better yet, stick a razor in her mouth and see if you've invented a new way for Florida to increase his ball shaving efficiency...

GR-
Good to see you back and, better yet, good to see you making useful suggestions!

Ciaociao

SORRY, RAZORS IN SOMEONE ELSE'S HANDS ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE NEAR MY BALLS...

Still demented you sick pup