First-timer in a hurry? Hate doing homework? Well then I offer you HD's shortish hobby guide to get you through a couple pre trip steps and the first 24 hours in SJ.
Following this, in general, will cost you a bit more. You're trading money for time. That said, GET CRT VIP access; the discounts and intel are worth it. I have no affiliation with any establishments or businesses mentioned.
I'm going to assume you can book a flight and get yourself to Juan Santamaría International Airport (SJO).
WHICH HOTEL SHOULD I CHOOSE?
Pick one of the options below - presented here in no particular order.
Hotel Del Rey: Ultimate chica convenience and bar is open 24/7. You pay a fee ($11 per as of now) for chicas to ride the elevator to your room... but save on time and taxi. Rooms are, meh.
Sportsmans Lodge: Some chicas working on site or bring your own. Wide variety of room options and price points. Lot's of gringos to socialize with and a fantastic sports bar. One block to La Amistad.
La Amistad: Strictly bring your own chica. Lower key gringo hangout. Nicely appointed and reasonably priced rooms. Many, many, perks for the price - especially the all inclusive deal. Superb resturaunt and classy bar. One block to Sportsmans.
Zona II: Limited number of regular guest suites, but they are very nice. Swanky bar and very clean MP with a quality line up of chicas on site. No problem with bringing your own chica if a hotel guest. About 4-5 bocks to SL & LA.
WHAT SHOULD I PACK & WEAR?
Jeans and a shirt (non-hawiian) with a collar are a pretty safe bet. You are not being dropped into the Amazon. You're in a major metro and can go shopping if really necessary.
DO I NEED A PHONE?
At today's prices, no excuse not to have an international hobby phone. Bring an unlocked GSM smartphone. Do it. Search Amazon for "Blu unlocked cell phone" or hit up fleabay.
DO I NEED TO KNOW SPANISH?
No, but the more you know the better off you'll be. You already know the 4 most important words/phrases. Por favor, gracias, sí, & no. Perdón is a good general purpose excuse me/sorry for a newbie. Small talk and commerce stuff (e.g., numbers) should be next on the learning plan.
SHOULD I ARRANGE FOR COMPANY IN ADVANCE?
No. I could write a thesis on why this is a bad newbie move. Would you typically buy a used car based only on a photo that's at least 4 years old?
WHAT DO I DO AT THE AIRPORT?
Duty Free: CR lets you buy duty free on the way in. Go for it if you want. Pay in USD it is a better deal.
Phone: Get a sim chip and prepago plan with data at one of the airport kiosks. Pick a provider based on length of line and/or employee attractiveness.
Money: Change $100 or equivalent to Colones UPSTAIRS in departures area. Or even faster, use the ATM there. The bank is BAC and setup as a booth in the corner by the exit stamp counter. If it's late change a starter amount at your hotel.
Leave: Go potty, wash your hands, and exit the arrivals area downstairs to meet your ride. Expect a circus.
HOW DO I GET TO MY HOTEL?
Pura Vida Transport or One Lucky Dog can take care of you. Both are on CRT and: friendly, trustworthy, responsive, informative, and safe.
WHAT SHOULD I DO ONCE AT THE HOTEL?
Test your phone with a call to the front desk while at reception. Get your apps set up if you haven't yet: maps, translate, and whatsapp.
Get organized and learn to use the safe. If electronic, make sure you have the combo down cold BEFORE you put anything inside. Secure all valuables AS IF you will return with company.
Eat something and hydrate. You've been on a plane and made it through the hustle. Bottom line, give yourself a break. Take a nap if needed.
HOW DO I STAY SAFE AND AVOID DRAMA?
Easy, DO NOT:
* Assume you have rights if you get into trouble * Assume she is 18+ * Get drunk * Seek or accept illicit drugs * Be unclear about your destination and how to get there * Walk around at night, especially alone * Go to the place of a local you just met * Accept unsolicited "help" * Let a taxi take you to a different place because it is "better" than the place you wanted to go * Wear, carry, or flash expensive stuff * Engage street people or "workers" * Argue or debate with a local * Start a bar tab * Flush toilet paper * Agree to a non retail transaction without price and services understood by all * Fall in love * Be an arrogant, overly entitled, all-american jackass
I'M CHECKED IN NOW WHAT?
Upcoming posts I'll give ideas based on arrival time: early, mid-day, or late.
DOES THIS LOOK INFECTED?
Not sure, probably. I'm not a doctor though.
Post above reflects suggestions and corrections received through 01/29/16.
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