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 Post subject: yohana hernandez
PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 9:20 pm 
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making a solo trip to san jose next month, ill be staying at the HDR first few nights then off to SL. im looking for some info on what the 6th floor balcony rooms are like at the HDR and any info on this girl https://www.facebook.com/yohana.hernandezcorrea hopefully with a little help from you guys i can get her to help me unpack


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 10:16 pm 
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see her pretty much every trip down at SL. should be an easy find for you.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 10:32 pm 
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She used to hang out at the Sportsmen's Lodge during the afternoons and early evenings, but went by the name Johanna. You can see quite a few older photos of her in the VIP photo area if you join CRT as a VIP member. :roll:

Many guys have reported a good time with her, but she's one of the few chicas that I've asked to leave my room when she started telling me "Her Rules" to which I listened closely, handed her clothes to her and opened the door for her to leave with my towel over my shoulder. We were showered and naked when she chose to inform me of Her Rules. It was one of those times when I chose to use the two words in My Rules.......No and Next. :roll: :lol:

I think she was surprised that I did not get angry or even try to negotiate. Other chicas in the bar said that she was "worried" that I would tell Bill about having trouble with her. I assured them that was not going to happen. She's entitled to Her Rules, just as I am entitled to My Rules, but Old Guy's Rule!! :lol:

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She used to hang out at the Sportsmen's Lodge during the afternoons and early evenings, but went by the name Johanna. You can see quite a few older photos of her in the VIP photo area if you join CRT as a VIP member. :roll:

Many guys have reported a good time with her, but she's one of the few chicas that I've asked to leave my room when she started telling me "Her Rules" to which I listened closely, handed her clothes to her and opened the door for her to leave with my towel over my shoulder. We were showered and naked when she chose to inform me of Her Rules. It was one of those times when I chose to use the two words in My Rules.......No and Next. :roll: :lol:

I think she was surprised that I did not get angry or even try to negotiate. Other chicas in the bar said that she was "worried" that I would tell Bill about having trouble with her. I assured them that was not going to happen. She's entitled to Her Rules, just as I am entitled to My Rules, but Old Guy's Rule!! :lol:


Good show, Lennydo !!!! I used to work in the mortgage business, many people would complain about requirements to qualify for loans. I would ask them "have you ever heard of the Golden rule???" It means ''We got the gold, we rule....'' That rule applies here as well. I looked at this one's fb profile, cold impersonal looks, giganticus absurd bolt ons, her pics scream "you will pay the most and get the least...'' :evil: :evil: :evil: :cry: :cry: :cry:

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:40 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 12:03 am 
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not my type but she can be pretty cool and if you get her laughing its pretty infectious
was w my buddy years ago and it was a great time but she blazed my creepy quicker than you can say porn star

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 12:55 am 
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Lennydo wrote:
She used to hang out at the Sportsmen's Lodge during the afternoons and early evenings, but went by the name Johanna.

In Latin American Spanish, the Y can make a J sound, and H is completely silent. So Yohana is most likely pronounced as Joanna.


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:16 am 
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She is no "sweet YOUNG thing" for sure! Been around (working here in SJ) longer than most chicas. As stated here, she is known for rushed, very restrictive sessions. That said, if you can get her in the right mood and get her to spend some time just talking (her English is good), laughing, having a few drinks before going to the room, she can be a blast!! For sure she is typical Colombiana in that she can be very moody-bad mood=run away ASAP!! good, fun mood=grab her ASAP!!!!

When she first started she did not have the bolt-ons and (IMHO) she had a much more natural, sweet, girl-next-door look. She actually made a porn movie about 10 years ago (supposedly that is how she paid for the bolt-ons). It was a 2 chica-one guy flic filmed outside (patio area) at the White House in Escazu. Do not remember the name of the movie (Jazzbo, where are you??? jeje). Funny thing is she does not want people to know about the movie-has gotten mad at me for telling guys about it. It always seemed to me that it would help create more business (guys wanting to be able to say they has been with a true porn-star!!) It may be because she was rather amateurish in the movie-you could tell it was her first time in front of a camera. I have been told she actually made two movies, but I have never seen the second one!!

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Hardly seems worth the off chance you may find her in the "right" mood........

he fastest way for me to totally lose interest is give me a laundry list of "rules" I'm probably not gonna like :wink:


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Lennydo wrote:
She used to hang out at the Sportsmen's Lodge during the afternoons and early evenings, but went by the name Johanna. You can see quite a few older photos of her in the VIP photo area if you join CRT as a VIP member. :roll:

Many guys have reported a good time with her, but she's one of the few chicas that I've asked to leave my room when she started telling me "Her Rules" to which I listened closely, handed her clothes to her and opened the door for her to leave with my towel over my shoulder. We were showered and naked when she chose to inform me of Her Rules. It was one of those times when I chose to use the two words in My Rules.......No and Next. :roll: :lol:

I think she was surprised that I did not get angry or even try to negotiate. Other chicas in the bar said that she was "worried" that I would tell Bill about having trouble with her. I assured them that was not going to happen. She's entitled to Her Rules, just as I am entitled to My Rules, but Old Guy's Rule!! :lol:


As usual a class act Lennydo!
They can have their rules obviously, then it is up to us to decide whether that`s ok with ours.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 3:14 pm 
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Joanna is a cool chick, I have talked to her a few times. I have never sessioned with her, but I've heard good and bad reviews, so YMMV. She's definitely a party chica, so if you like to party, you will get along well.


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I have been with her a couple of times. She is pretty steadfast at going for cien. I would not describe her as mechanical at all - she definitely wasn't with me. I have not seen her around much recently. Early this year, I saw her with a guy at the Mona Lisa. That is the only time I have seen her in more than a year, and I visit SJO three or four times a year.

The photos on her Facebook appear to be taken by a professional photographer, and are enhanced a little. The last time I saw her, she looked good (just not as good as those photos) and had a very nice body.


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 8:30 am 
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By the way....what ARE her rules ? Are they tolerable or intolerable ??? :? :? :?

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 6:51 pm 
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thanks for the feedback it's a big help,to show my appreciation here some more of yohana https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU0xhYiZwlU


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:30 pm 
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She is certainly an attractive chica and as the YMMV goes, if you click with her then you may be in for a wild ride. I've seen her at the SL since 2006 when she was a bit heavier, but I only attempted to take her to the room a couple of years ago after she had lost a lot of weight. My information may be dated. She may be better today or she may be worse.

However, time in the biz is not typically an indicator of fewer rules and GFE. Bad experiences with us gringos can make a chica more cautious and cause her to create more rules. However for me, a Good Morning Blowjob w/ leche in la boca and then a wild ride Nookie at Night and for this old guy it's been a good day tater. ;-) I was disappointed that with me her rules were going to interfere with me having a wild ride Nookie that night. However, if I remember correctly, it did not take long to arrange another chica for a wild ride that night. So, life is good. :D

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