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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 3:08 pm 
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Principles of Mi Novia
To Live By

1. Continue to work to try and figure out where her sexual energy is and where it comes from.
2. Do not bitch at her at all, ever; any doubts at all, re-read.
3. Use the form of indirect communication to send both subtle and more overt messages to her.
4. Try and tell her what to do and don't use a lot of questions. Try and let her ask the questions.
5. Be careful about questioning her when seeking information or whereabouts, do not question her too much.
6. Respect her independence.
7. Work toward getting what you want by leading her to the decision you want HER to make, and let her make it. Vary the speed to try and make it fit the situation.
8. Remember, she is mysterious by nature, and she is a romantic.
9. Continue to have class and educate her.
10. Try and have goals for every weekend that can be accomplished.

AND NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER EVER EVER FORGET, SHE IS A TICA, SHE IS A TICA, SHE IS A TICA. REPEAT IT TO YOURSELF AT LEAST THREE TIMES PER DAY.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 4:48 pm 
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AND NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER EVER EVER FORGET, SHE IS A TICA, SHE IS A TICA, SHE IS A TICA. REPEAT IT TO YOURSELF AT LEAST THREE TIMES PER DAY.


Does the same apply for non Costa Rican females? :wink:

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:57 pm 
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Does that mean I better wear my raincoat at all times during the main course, because I don't because I am like many a complete idiot!


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 7:53 pm 
I can do CR without a wingman!

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Sheesh! Seems like a lot of work, hassle, and drama:( I would say that these are the Rules of Engagement for a Gringa or Americanized novia, and no Chica I wish to make my novia, not that I desire a "novia" at the moment with all of the fun I've been having and money I've been saving in San Jose lately:)


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:24 pm 
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According to this list... the next one should be:

11. Bend over and take it like a real man.

Stop putting the pu*sy on a pedestal.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:29 pm 
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OP Sjocr was just spoofing.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:58 pm 
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OP Sjocr was just spoofing.


Just in case he wasn't......BUT.......sure hope he was.

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Sure hope you had good insurance to pay for all the therapy that you must have gone through. :)

Been there....done that and said screw it.......moved to Medellin and found out that the therapist was "in on it." :lol: :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 12:36 am 
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He had to playing but if was serious, he does capitalize one pearl:

"AND NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER EVER EVER FORGET, SHE IS A TICA, SHE IS A TICA, SHE IS A TICA. REPEAT IT TO YOURSELF AT LEAST THREE TIMES PER DAY."


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:01 pm 
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+1 on oranges comment.

this is # 12 "just hand her your wallet, let her keep all your cash, give her access to your bank accounts, give her her own copy of YOUR credit card, ask her weekly for an allowence"

Damn, this sounds like my marriage to a gringa. don't need that crap thats why I go to Costa Rica!

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 9:37 pm 
I can do CR without a wingman!
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My edits:

Principles of Mi Novia
To Live By

1. Don't worry about where her sexual energy is and where it comes from. Just enjoy it while she is giving it to you.

2. Do not bitch at her at all, ever, unless you think she needs it. She is a Latina and expects you to be a man and put her in her place when she deserves it. She will test you early, and if you fail to flex the strong pimp hand, she will have zero respect for you.

3. Use direct communication so she knows what you expect. Again, you are the man. She expects you to be one.

4. Suggest to her what you would like for her to do. You can be a man without being a dick. She wants you to be strong, but she also wants you to respect her and treat her like a lady with a brain between her ears.

5. Have common sense when questioning her when seeking information or her whereabouts. She expects you to care enough about her to inquire about her day without being a clingy stalky psychopath.

6. Respect her independence, but make it clear she is your property. Also make it clear she owns you. Ticas are muuuuy celosa, and they want you to be, too, again, without being a clingy stalky psychopath. It is a fine line to balance.

7. Work toward getting what you want by leading her to the decision you want HER to make, and let her make it. If she doesn't make the decision you want, fails to listen to reason, and you are right, flex the strong pimp hand.

8. Remember, she isn't really as mysterious as some think, but she is a romantic. In this regard, Ticas are like most chicas on the planet. The sooner you realize that, the sooner the danger subsides that your dreams will be crushed when you realize that "mysterious Tica" really isn't that much different than the gringas you thought you hated.

9. Continue to have class and respect her. Let her get her own education, and let her earn what she gets or she won't respect you.

10. Try and have goals for every weekend, but don't sweat it when plans get blown off. She sure won't.

AND NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER EVER EVER FORGET, SHE IS A WOMAN, SHE IS A WOMAN, SHE IS A WOMAN, AND THEY ARE ALL PRETTY MUCH THE SAME. REPEAT IT TO YOURSELF AT LEAST THREE TIMES PER DAY.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 6:25 pm 
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AngryPirate, I like your list.

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PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2013 9:17 pm 
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If you are looking to turn working gal into your girlfriend, first go find a tattoo shop. Ask the artists to give you a tramp stamp on your back just above your butt (just like the one she has). Put her name on the tattoo.

This way, when all the gringos line-up and bend over to take it in the ass, by their novias. She knows which ass is hers. :wink:

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PostPosted: Sun May 19, 2013 12:43 am 
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AP,
I like your edits. :lol: :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 2:31 pm 
When you use a strong pimp hand does this mean you have to look like a pimp? Should I wear a big hat, furry vest and have a gold grill? I want to get it right when I bitch slap her. :shock: :D :D :D :D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 6:38 pm 
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AND NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER EVER EVER FORGET, SHE IS A TICA, SHE IS A TICA, SHE IS A TICA. REPEAT IT TO YOURSELF AT LEAST THREE TIMES PER DAY.


Does the same apply for non Costa Rican females? :wink:



:lol: :lol: :lol:

See the fever is catching 8) :lol: :)

Rent it - don't buy, especially with a chica from the gulch :wink:


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