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| Author: | Phoenix Rising [ Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Hell hath no fury like a puta scorned... |
Thought you guys might enjoy some texts from a favorita who was grooming me for novio status....but finally got it that it was not gonna happen: (as written) 1. k tu cres k ere joven tu ere un viejo verde 2. viejo del baboso yo soy joven y bonita k tu piensa and last night at 2 in the morning: 3. hola viejo codo lo gusano eres se van a comer tu dine eres un corrano mama racha Apparently she didnt find any work last night 
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| Author: | Tague21 [ Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hell hath no fury like a puta scorned... |
Phoenix Rising wrote: eres un corrano mama racha
Tico spanish is sooo colorful.. 
never heard "mama racha" but get what she is saying.. but what is corrano... 
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| Author: | 50strokes [ Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Lets see! Hear? |
Lets see here. Maybe I can translate these Ticanese rantings. 1. k tu cres k ere joven tu ere un viejo verde if you think that I am too young? Then you are a green old man. 2. viejo del baboso yo soy joven y bonita k tu piensa silly old man I am young and beautiful what do you think? and last night at 2 in the morning: 3. hola viejo codo lo gusano eres se van a comer tu dine eres un corrano mama racha hey old crippled man. gusano eres? go and eat your money ? something about yo mama! LOL! fiddy 
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| Author: | Thirdworld [ Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:27 pm ] |
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haha Such nice young ladies out there! Manners and education are actually a couple of my requirements other than the physical. Good to PR for shooting this one down. Sorry, but in my opinion, this is the typical puta novia type.... |
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| Author: | Miamiheller [ Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hell hath no fury like a puta scorned... |
<punctuation and idioms added as appropriate> Phoenix Rising wrote: 1. k tu cres k ere joven tu ere un viejo verde What do you think? You think you are young? You are an old geezer! Quote: 2. viejo del baboso yo soy joven y bonita k tu piensa Slobbering old fool, I'm young and pretty, what do you think? Quote: 3. hola viejo codo lo gusano eres se van a comer tu dine eres un corrano mama racha
This is very tico so I might be off, but here goes: Hi old Scrooge, you're a worm and worms are going to eat your money, you are a <unknown> C*ck sucker. Anyone know what "corrano" means in Tico Spanish? 
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| Author: | Phoenix Rising [ Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:34 pm ] |
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Just a quick point of reference...she is a Dominican from the DR and her pic is up in the VIP section... |
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| Author: | 50strokes [ Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Thanks PR |
Thanks PR Funny shit this is. Just trying to translate it is a barrel of laughs. fiddy
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| Author: | 50strokes [ Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Funny shit |
she called you a C*ck roach sucker mama racha cucaracha! cockroach! fiddy!
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| Author: | Phoenix Rising [ Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:58 pm ] |
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I spoke to my CR favorita and she translated the last one as: Crooked old man, the worms are coming to eat your dick...you are a cheap disgusting pig.. Apparently "mama racha" is one of the worst things you can call some one... ascoroso, cochino, porqueo.... in that vein... Baboso i have been told is a sniffling old fool who dribbles snot on his beard... |
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| Author: | 50strokes [ Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Im confrused as hell now. |
Quote: I spoke to my CR favorita and she translated the last one as:
Crooked old man, the worms are coming to eat your dick...you are a cheap disgusting pig.. Apparently "mama racha" is one of the worst things you can call some one... ascoroso, cochino, porqueo.... in that vein... Baboso i have been told is a sniffling old fool who dribbles snot on his beard... damn PR where is the dick part at in the texting. could it be that worms are going to eat your dick? And I thought "cara de piche" "dickface" was the worst thing you could tell someone in CR. I think she might be a little upset with you PR. you text her back with "mal parido" "hedieondo" "no sirlves por caca" "pinchen puta" be in a safe place at a safe distance when you do this PR! fiddy
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| Author: | Thirdworld [ Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:08 pm ] |
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Let this be a lesson guys, have seen it a lot. As soon as a lot of chicas don't get what they want, they will turn on you like a deadly snake... |
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| Author: | Miamiheller [ Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:09 pm ] |
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Phoenix Rising wrote: I spoke to my CR favorita and she translated the last one as:
Crooked old man, the worms are coming to eat your dick...you are a cheap disgusting pig.. Apparently "mama racha" is one of the worst things you can call some one... ascoroso, cochino, porqueo.... in that vein... Baboso i have been told is a sniffling old fool who dribbles snot on his beard... Odd, first time I ever hear "dine" translated as "d!ck". I thought she meant "dinero" and just shortened it 
By the way, I'm Dominican and I haven't heard half the words she used. She must be from a different city than I .
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| Author: | Ciaociao32001 [ Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:13 pm ] |
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And she seemed like such a sweet, innocent young lass! Amazing how not getting what she wanted brought out another side of her.
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| Author: | 50strokes [ Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | shortcuts |
my sentiments exactly "conyo" contesto el telephono conyo! conyo! Dominican slang racha / cucaracha dine / dinero codo / cripple ttyl / talk to you later they have their shortcuts too fiddy
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| Author: | Phoenix Rising [ Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:21 pm ] |
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I was confused about "dine" too...but my CR chica was pretty sure that in this context it meant "pene" or picha...and thus her next question to me was did I bareback this dominicana... which, for the record I did not...
Thirdworld wrote: Let this be a lesson guys, have seen it a lot. As soon as a lot of chicas don't get what they want, they will turn on you like a deadly snake...
Very true...I cut my monger teeth in a similar situation in my very green newbie days in Costa Rica in 2006 ....it is quite a sight to see these girls who are so beautiful on the outside spew such ugliness and hatred from within... and you have to wonder what kind of life they have lived that has propagated it. |
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