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this joke gets great results i got it from my boy......its all about the delivery u gotta use a funny southern accent when u say it



2 rednecks were sittin on the front porch swing in their trailor park. their names were jeb and billy bob.

jeb: hey billy bob, u wanna play a game?

billy bob: well, what kinda a game?

jeb: its called 20 questions.

billy bob: well how d'ya play?

jeb: i'm a write down a word on a piece of paper and put it in my pocket and u got 20 questions to guess what it is.

billy bob: sure I'll play!!!!!!

so jeb writes down HORSEDICK on a piece of paper and puts it in his pocket.

jeb: ok billy bob, whats ur first question?

billy bob: hmmm, well can u eat it?

jeb: haha, i reckon ....if u want to.....whats ur second question?

billy bob: well, is it HORSEDICK??

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When I'm sitting at the Cigar Bar having a beer at Zona Blue, I think to myself, "What would Tony Soprano do?"

Hahaha..that's a good one.

i think i'm a little slow but can somebody explain it to me? i know it has something to do with how you pronounce horsedick, right?

thanks

Its too lame to explain.

Great joke, Money...

Here's a couple more:

What does a redneck girl say after sex?


"Get off me, Pa, you're crushin' my smokes."


How do you circumcise a redneck?


- Kick his sister in the jaw.

have you ever noticed how well white folks take redneck jokes? Just an observation.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

As most of my relatives are rednecks I happen to like the jokes

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"Life isn't like a box of chocolates...it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow." SP

I ESPECIALLY LIKE THIS ONE !!!

Two cowboys were sitting in a bar when one asked his friend if he had heard of the new sex position called 'rodeo'.

His friend said, "No what is it?"

"Well, you mount your wife from the back, reach around her and cup her breasts with both hands. Then you say, 'Boy these are almost as nice as your sister's'.

Now see if you can hang on for eight seconds."


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Here are a few good ones for you Willy-----


This guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orderes a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and says "You're not from round here are ya?"
"No" replied the man, "I'm from Pensylvania." The bartender looks at him and syas "Well what do you do in Pensylvania?"

"I'm a taxidermist." said the man. The bartender, looking very bewildered, now asked "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?" The man looked at the bar tender and said "Well, I mount dead animals."

The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar which is staring at him "It's okay, boys! He's one of us!"

Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off of a nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.
A reporter strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.

"Young Giants Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he writes in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Giants fan," the little hero replies.

"Sorry, since we are in New York, I just assumed you were," says the reporter.

"Little Jets Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he writes in his notebook.

"I'm not a Jets fan either," the boy says.

"I assumed everyone in New York was either for the Giants or Jets. What team do you root for?" the reporter asks.

"I'm a Cowboys fan," the Ch*ld says.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Redneck Maniac Kills Beloved Family Pet".

Guy sits down at the bar and orders a drink. He's got a box about a foot high and sets it on the bar.

Bartender: What's in the box?

Guy: It's amazing. There's a little man in there playing the piano.

Bartender looks in the box: "Wow, that's amazing. Where'd you get it?"

Guy: "There's a genie right outside granting wishes."

Bartender: " How do you know he's hard of hearing?"

Guy: "Do you think I wished for a 12" pianist?"