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 Post subject: Expensive Date?
PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 6:03 pm 
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Awhile back, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.

I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.

She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp cocktail. Lobster Patron. Champagne.

I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"

"No," she replied, "but my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight."

I said, "Would you care for dessert?"


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:10 pm 
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Jdd wrote:

"No," she replied, "but my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight."

I said, "Would you care for dessert?"


that's priceless! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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