www.CostaRicaTicas.com

Got a text this morning about 5:30 am. Houston/ 4:30 a.m CR time from the regular asking me why I never stay with her and the bebes at her place for the last two years of visits. WTF? She then proceded to tell me about the decorations for this Christmas, the time together we will spend, and the time that we can spend wit da bebes!

Shit!

Tip of the iceberg was when in clear written english she wrote.

It is better to spend money in the home (for a few days of my vacation mind you) than to spend it on hotel?

Somebody been teaching Macro and Micro Economics to my regular?

She is trying to ruin my vacation.

How did she get so smart so quick? I thought she was just learning english?

Maybe it was the chica answering the phone in my room back in June?

No problem fitty gone roll wit tit!

Plan B! I already paid for my room for several days in advance. Advised her of same. I will chip in at the casa and spend time with her and the bebes, however I will also have to squeeze in some alone time for my need to fulfill my desire to have relations with multiple hot latin chics that I only get to see two or three times a year in the land of milk and honeys!

University of Monger

Class: Monger3101- INS Building- Room 435 - Tu-Thu - 9:30 am - 11:30 a.m. Class Code: RFM100

PreExam for Newbies- 40 word essay on why you think you are a monger?

Prerequisites: Am I a Monger-1101
Can I Monger Skills-1102
Do Have the heart 2 Monger-1103
Monger3100- No Credit- How to safely monger

My Advice

"Dont get a regular"

fitty
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Wow - too funny dude! You certainly don't need any lessons from me. My only advice - Its your vacation, don't let anyone (favorita or no) ruin it. Get what you are paying for 50.

Peace, Love, and happiness for all,

Don Rico

Thanks for the support my brother. Trying to keep my eyes wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide open and at the same time maybe help other to not fall into any traps like this one! Just like in MMA. There are various holds, take downs, tap out man u fers, kicks, punches, etc.

Chicas also have various take down moves, punches, holds, tap out manuevers, kicks, etc.

My girl told me her personal driver could pick me up at the aeropuerto!

Not!

Have yo game face on. Have yo game face on.


fiddy

Well Fithy, maybe time to do some rope'a dope with the favorita and the tico tikes.

PB

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I would rather import a Pit Viper, than marry a Russian.

Phucking KGB is always following me.

Go ahead and run with scissors, I don't care!

Ah, tightening the noose on the long game strategy... Next thing you know, she be telling you it's ok to bang her without a condom...

_________________
"Mongo only pawn in game of life"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3K6UmgJIOw

I must stay focused

Not about me, about the brotha mongers in thre Monger Nation!

"on three, break, and clap"

Monger 3101

If you answer yes to any of the following questions you are a "Mongerer" short for "whoor mungara"!

do you find yourself looking a the spanish speaking television stations just to see hot ass latinas even though you do not understand shit they sayin?
are you jealous natured?
do you have penis envy?
are breast really important to you?
do you have the ability to judge a nice ass through a tight pair of jeans or a nice mini dress?
do you look at other women while in the presence of another women?
do you fantasize about threesomes with multiple ladies?
do you like to travel to destinations for chance meetings with strange beautiful ladies for the purpose of SEX?
do you often visualize other woman while in the throws of making love with your partner (female)?
do you like to watch women? In groups? alone walking or sitting and talking with each other?
do you like to take pictures of scantily clad ladies or totally nude ladies for the purpose of recording memories of fantasies fulfilled?
do you like porn?
do you drink?
do you smoke?
can you walk?
can you hear?
do you have a passport?
do you have time and freedom to travel?
are you uninhibited around females? sexually? socially?
do you know how to negotiate?
do you have $100.00 of disposable income for pleasures with beautiful ladies that are trully unspeakable?
can you translate what leche means in spanish?
do you or have you ever heard of the Del Rey Hotel Casino in San Jose, Costa Rica?
are you a member of CRT? (you do not have to answer this one) (optional)?
are you a healthy male and over the age of about or 10 so?
have you ever? ever? ever? Been to the countries of Thailand, Colombia, Dominican Republic, Phillipines, Amsterdam, Costa Rica with out your significant other or close family member?

I think you are a Monger my friend!
Welcome to the Monger Nation?


Next class! Do I have the heart to monger?

fiddy

Remedial class: No credit.

Do I have the heart to "Monger"

If you answer yes to any of the following you do not have the Intestinal Fortitude to be a "Monger" and should forget any and all activities that might lead to a "Monger Sitiation"!

Are you married?
Are you engaged?
Are you succeptable to RFM Western Union syndrome?
Do you have Captain "Save a Hoe" syndrome?
Do you have I will marry and save the whole family syndrome?
Do you have the What was mine is now all yours syndrome?
Are you sensitive to ladies crying and tears shedding?
Are you gullable to believe wild outlandish storytelling and fictional tales?
Are you overweight?
Are you overaged?
Are you mentally slooooow?
Do you like bebes y ninos?
Does being cursed at by a whoor upset you?
Do you take chicas to the mall before taking them to the bed?
Do you like and enjoy paying up front?
Are you a sucker?
Do you quote "cien" before the chica can respond during negoiations?
Do you believe this is her (chica) first night?
Do you believe her (Chico) husband is dead?
Do you believe that her mother is calling for her on her cell phone to come home right now during the middle of you session?
Do you think that you will ever visit a chicas apartment or house?
Do you believe the chica dont have a boyfriend?

Next class is full credi!

How to Monger!

five-O

>> Guilty

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"If you dont think women are explosive,....drop one."

Fifty,
I was going to stay with a chica myself once, but after seeing some of the slum neighborhoods where many of them live, I do not know how comfortable I would be staying at their little apartment with no air conditioning in those dangerous neighborhoods. Plus, we would stand out like sore thumbs in those neighborhoods and get alot of stares. What do you think?

I think that you are right, however with these girls desperate times equals desperate measures. With the fall of the dolla and the economy in crisis!

Most of the apartments that my regular had before this one she was ashamed of and would never let me see. Always taking me to her mother's house where the 25 or so grand bebes are taken care of by the abuela to visit.
I have Castillo on standby backup just in caso. Paid in full in case the coast is not clear in the area of the apartamento!

fiddie

Professor Fithy,

C'mon Mang, the above listed in underline disqualifies most of the mongering pubic. As a under graduate of this fine learning institution I had to raise my hand

PB

_________________
I would rather import a Pit Viper, than marry a Russian.

Phucking KGB is always following me.

Go ahead and run with scissors, I don't care!

Are you married?
Are you engaged?
Are you susceptible to RFM Western Union syndrome?
Do you have Captain "Save a Hoe" syndrome?
Do you have I will marry and save the whole family syndrome?
Do you have the What was mine is now all yours syndrome?
Are you sensitive to ladies crying and tears shedding?
Are you gullable to believe wild outlandish storytelling and fictional tales?
Are you overweight?
Are you overaged?
Are you mentally slooooow?
Do you like bebes y ninos?
Does being cursed at by a whoor upset you?
Do you take chicas to the mall before taking them to the bed?
Do you like and enjoy paying up front?
Are you a sucker?
Do you quote "cien" before the chica can respond during negotiations?
Do you believe this is her (chica) first night?
Do you believe her (Chico) husband is dead?
Do you believe that her mother is calling for her on her cell phone to come home right now during the middle of you session?
Do you think that you will ever visit a chicas apartment or house?
Do you believe the chica dont have a boyfriend?


I too have been qualified not to be Monger material, however I have overcome these shortcomings by honing my skills in the belly of the beast with some of the shrewdest whoors that San Jose has ever produced. You can turn things around.


fiddy

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“Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.” And we are the guys that keep them in Eggs & Grits

THOUGH OTHER MEN HAVE HELD(PROBABLY QUITE A FEW) HER HEART BELONGS TO ME

Great Job fiddy.....


Are you married? not anymore
Are you engaged?
Are you susceptible to RFM Western Union syndrome? yeah RIGHT !!
Do you have Captain "Save a Hoe" syndrome? TOO funny
Do you have I will marry and save the whole family syndrome?
Do you have the What was mine is now all yours syndrome? 4 little words.. not in this lifetime
Are you sensitive to ladies crying and tears shedding? NOPE
Are you gullable to believe wild outlandish storytelling and fictional tales? DITTO !!!
Are you overweight? Not last time I checked
Are you overaged? Not from what the ladies or my libido tell me... 29 again
Are you mentally slooooow? ummmmmmmmmmmm NO !!!!!
Do you like bebes y ninos? other peoples maybe, been there done that and OUT of the house well, except for my deadbeat brother
Does being cursed at by a whoor upset you?has not happened yet... doubt it though
Do you take chicas to the mall before taking them to the bed? Not last time I checked, maybe a trip to the dollar store before the trip for trinkets
Do you like and enjoy paying up front? never heard of such blasphemy
Are you a sucker? The above answers should clear up that question
Do you quote "cien" before the chica can respond during negotiations? Cien.. never heard of the word, unless its all night and multiple pops, then I can be generous on occasion and pay cien
Do you believe this is her (chica) first night? No bebe, your my 1st chica in CR your special....
Do you believe her (Chico) husband is dead? do you believe she is a virgin ?
Do you believe that her mother is calling for her on her cell phone to come home right now during the middle of you session? Put mom on the phone, Ma, she'll be home after she cleans the leche off of her chin
Do you think that you will ever visit a chicas apartment or house? been there done that
Do you believe the chica dont have a boyfriend? maybe the gordas... did I say that out loud