www.CostaRicaTicas.com

Or Mandingo....

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Don't try to understand 'em, just rope 'em down and brand 'em...

Some of these gals are great actresses aren't they!

When they say Oooo Papi ... it's so BIG!!!!! ..... I never think they are talking about my panza!!

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Why settle for just one woman when you can enjoy them all?

I'm not fat, I'm...

https://youtu.be/W6B3IP9wiDc

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"In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upwardly mobile, and the rest of us are phucked until we can put our acts together; not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely"...Hunter S. Thompson (RIP)

Just be the best damn fat guy you can be. Nobody can expect anymore than that,

As Fats domino said:

The call me the fat man because i weigh 200 pounds,
But the women all love me,
Because I know my way around".

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Softbob

There is nothing either good or bad
but thinking makes it so.
HAMLET

YOLO !!!!!!!!!!!




You obviously love oreos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZKh19IFkPw

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"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the over-compensations for misery. And, of course, stability isn't nearly so spectacular as instability. And being contented has none of the glamour of a good fight against misfortune, none of the picturesqueness of a struggle with temptation, or a fatal overthrow by passion or doubt. Happiness is never grand."
- Aldous Huxley, Brave New World, Ch. 16

You off your meds agaIN?

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Why settle for just one woman when you can enjoy them all?

Quite the contrary my good fellow: I have exceeded the recommended dosage most admirably....

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"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the over-compensations for misery. And, of course, stability isn't nearly so spectacular as instability. And being contented has none of the glamour of a good fight against misfortune, none of the picturesqueness of a struggle with temptation, or a fatal overthrow by passion or doubt. Happiness is never grand."
- Aldous Huxley, Brave New World, Ch. 16

"Better living thru chemistry"

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"In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upwardly mobile, and the rest of us are phucked until we can put our acts together; not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely"...Hunter S. Thompson (RIP)

Its better fat and I have been both.

Here is why.

I came to Costa Rica in 2006. I weighed 165 of solid muscle. I could do 100 pull ups and 100 push ups no problem.

The girls were totally confused. I'd often hear,
"why are you paying me, you can get girls for free".

Now 9 years later I am fat and the girls are more comfortable with me. The girls are more comfortable with a fat guy. They feel prettier.

ok, think if you had some 70 year old hag that wanted you to give her a pity screw. You would think that you are too handsome to be screwing some 70 year old. "too handsome" Now you feel handsome to some degree. The girls feel pretty with older guys and they feel less pretty with a young handsome guy that is about to trade them in for the next girl that turns of age.

I'm talking about fat, not morbidly obese with cheese growing between the fat layers.

I asked and the girls like a guy clean, (smell of soap and cologne). That and crisp cash is their only concern.

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* These are the "Good Ole Days". Enjoy Them.

* RENT but, "Don't Buy a Home in Costa Rica" until you have lived here for THREE years.

Yeah things are not so straight forward as they may logically seem. i tell my gal i want to loose weight. She is not happy... thinks if I lose weight the zorras will entice me away from her. But bb, I tell her, I am sick of picking up my flab to rest on your shelf when I do you doggie... No importa! she cries...

Just gotta SMH...

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Why settle for just one woman when you can enjoy them all?

It is the ONLY way to roll.....

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"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the over-compensations for misery. And, of course, stability isn't nearly so spectacular as instability. And being contented has none of the glamour of a good fight against misfortune, none of the picturesqueness of a struggle with temptation, or a fatal overthrow by passion or doubt. Happiness is never grand."
- Aldous Huxley, Brave New World, Ch. 16

oh sure ... who's the " bien marrano " now, huh???

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bypassin' kinky, and usin' the whole chicken!!!

Last month we were returning home from Mexico and there's a guy on the plane across the aisle who had to pay for 2 seats because of his size. When it starts hitting the wallet to that extent, I'd do whatever possible to shed some extra pounds.

Of course the women who are P4P care mostly about the size of a man's wallet.